Shattermoon – Dominic Dulley

I loved this book! I haven’t read any science fiction in ages and this was absolutely my cup of tea. I am definitely a soft sci-fi gal. I like books set in space, but I’m really not that interested in long in depth theorising on how it could be possible. Looking at you The Martian. This book wastes no time on explanations, and just trust its reader to work out all the new spacey jargon for themselves as you are plunged into a stakes are high, we only have fourteen hours to save the world, page turning adventure.

Who doesn’t love a bit of 80s Cheesiness? (2:16 – for the greatest line in movie history)

The main character, Orry, is the daughter of a conman, rescued from the vacuum of space after a heist goes badly wrong. She is forced to team up with her rescuer, the grumpy loaner Mender and his sentient spaceship, in order to embark on a dangerous journey to save her brother. On the way she meets a whole host of colourful characters, including the delightfully charming aristocrat Harry and the insanely sadistic Roag (directly responsible for the single grossest line in literature that I have ever read). I was hooked immediately and I think it has the potential to make a very good TV show.


Fancy purple tea for a fancy purple book (Twinnings – Blood Orange and Cranberry).

If you love Star Wars and Firefly, and space adventure that focuses on the humanity of its main characters then this is the book for you. There are some aliens, but they are for the most part very much off screen. In a similar way to the “Buggers” from Ender’s Game (Google tells me I did actually remember that right – does the word not mean the same thing in America?). A sequel has been promised and I am very much looking forward to it.

About a Boy – Nick Hornby

Growing up reading Pollyanna and Anne of Green Gables I have a huge soft spot in my heart for any and all books in which a cynical grownup is taught the true meaning of life by a precocious child and About a Boy certainly ticks all those boxes.

The wonderful thing about buying most of your books from charity shops means you are forced to end up with a very eclectic collection. This is definitely a random one I picked up just because I loved the film. But, I have to say (although it pains me to do this) that I thought the film was better. Sorry! The film is a really good adaptation and so nothing happened in the book which surprised me (which is such an unfair criticism I know). Also no Hugh Grant singing.

Buying the film version probably didn’t help.

About a Boy is one of those books where not much happens but you quite enjoy the journey. It is a charming book, and the short chapters made it delightful to read on the tram. But I think this is a book that is going back to Oxfam.

Down and Out in Paris and London – George Orwell

“The mass of the rich and the poor are differentiated by their incomes and nothing else, and the average millionaire is only the average dishwasher dressed in a new suit.”

Down and Out in Paris and London was George Orwell’s first published novel. Depicting his experience living in abject poverty in both Paris and London it serves as an insight into the way in which the poorest of society lived at that time (and in many ways still live today).  Orwell attacks the idea, that people are poor or homeless, because they just haven’t worked hard enough. He shows how difficult the spiral of poverty, once it has begun, is to escape. That’s not to say that this is a perfect book, his depiction of women, frankly, often reads like something you would find on r/theredpill. Women for example are rarely homeless because “any presentable woman can, in the last resort, attach herself to some man.” But he did publish the book in 1933, so I suppose we can chalk a certain amount down to it simply being a product of the times.

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It is a pity you can’t get tea for “three half-pence a cup” any more.

Nevertheless, I really enjoyed the book. As someone currently struggling with finding a purpose for my life, as well as a steady livelihood, I related to Orwell’s often fruitless attempts to search for work, and the constant rejection from hotel managers. I have worked as a waitress and I appreciated his description of working as a dish washer, and how hard that life is, I thought he really captured the craziness of the kitchen that is carefully hidden behind closed doors from unsuspecting diners. Thankfully, I have never pawned my clothes, lived on bread and margarine or slept in a room with bedbugs. But the book reminds us that we are all just humans, struggling through and trying to live our lives.

Also, having worked at a summer camp in America and lived off Sysco food (literally prison food) for nearly three months I particularly enjoyed this passage:

“But I imagine that the customers at the Hôtel X were especially easy to swindle, for they were mostly Americans… and seemed to know nothing whatever about good food. They would stuff themselves with disgusting American ‘cereals’, and eat marmalade at tea, and drink vermouth after dinner, and order a poulet à la reine at a hundred francs and then souse it in Worcester sauce. One customer, from Pittsburg, dined every night in his bedroom on grape-nuts, scrambled eggs and cocoa. Perhaps it hardly matters whether such people are swindled or not.”

How to Stop Time – Matt Haig

From the outside Matt Haig’s How to Stop Time seems like a trashy romance. And while I am partial to the occasional trashy romance How to Stop Time had far more depth than its slightly bizarre cover suggested. The novel centres around a protagonist with a rare genetic condition, he ages at a much slower rate than those around him. Rather than see this as a gift, Tom Hazard lives a deeply unhappy life, forced to watch those he loves age without him, and constantly having to uproot his life to avoid his neighbour’s suspicion. As a history graduate, I loved the way he dabbles on the edge of history, playing the lute for Shakespeare and the piano for Jazz-age Parisians, witnessing it but not truly a part of it.  

Tea: Twinning’s Peppermint, because I’ve been feeling anxious and it’s good for the butterflies in my stomach.

By writing from the perspective of a quadracentenarian (I may have invented that word) Haig is able to include some rather amusing jabs at society: “Many of us have every material thing we need, so the job of marketing is now to tie the economy to our emotions, to make us feel like we need more by making us want things we never needed before…No one I knew in the 1600s wanted to find their inner billionaire. They just wanted to live to adolescence and avoid body lice.” As a running theme throughout the book, it serves to remind us how lucky we are to be alive, and in a time with flushing toilets! The book smoothly combines the philosophical points about aging so slowly you outlive all those around you, and the emotional toil that this takes (especially when coupled with being accused of witchcraft in the middle ages) with an underlying excitement as the reader comes to discover the depressing details of the long and often unhappy life of Tom Hazard as well as the shady organisation his mysterious sponsor Heimlich runs.

It is a fun book and a thought provoking one that reminds us that life is precious and finite and how important it is to spend it with the people we love. Spanning four hundred years and travelling around the world it is at its heart a story that we can all relate to, about learning what to do with the time that has been given to us, whether it’s four hundred years or forty. It was the first book I finished this year and a book about making the most of life seemed an apt way to begin 2019.

New Year, New Tea, New Books, New Me.

Hi there! I am a recent (ish) graduate, flitting between various soul destroying jobs and attempting to pursue my dream of becoming a Librarian. I love books, I have an extensive collection of cardigans. It is meant to be! It just hasn’t quite happened yet.

Anyway, join me as I review the books I read this year, attempt to make sense of life and drink lots and lots of tea.


A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded” – Lemony Snickett.

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